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Today is the day I get to meet you, see you, feel you, hug n kiss you. Sometimes things come along and we don't see it cause we are blind from the hurt in the past, for some reason we hold on to, well not me! I seen you looking for someone like me, I see you liking someone like me. You been crying to many laters. Now its time to laugh, now with me. Smile when you see me for the first time, and many more times to come. Being with me all day n all nite. We play n fight, things feel so rite between us. All I do is lust over meeting you ,being with you like I ment to be forever. So I leave you with these words to stay on your mind. I'm here forever. Can you be mine? Comments »»

Ok ladies this is to you all over again!!! I believe that last year I put a post in here about the ladies bathroom but now I am going to put all you ladies on blast every chace that I get!! Who the fuck is going into the ladies room and shitting in the fuckin toliet and not flushing the fucking shit down!! Exactly how long does it take to flush the fuckin toliet !! You know that I am really getting sick and tired of going in the stall after the bitch that is not flushing pissing on the seat. At this point I know you are not washing your hands either! Glad that I use tissue to open the door after you bitch!! you know who you are so don't smile at me walking down the hallway because I will not smile back at you cause you are nasty!! Sign..your ILUIHU pal! Comments »»

LP: I can't stop thinking about how much shit is going thru my head as you move from NY down to my REAL home. I wanted to turn around after I left today & kiss you again, but didn't want to cross that crap of a line that we drew. We had so many great times & you took me on for a ride that I'll never get off of. I'm super fucking jealous that you're not taking me with you - god, I miss Philly!! So I sit here, alone, wishing I had the chance to show you all of the beauty that is life. I'd say it's better this way but I'd be lying. Well, fuck it. I'm getting back to fixing up the house without you. Maybe I'll get THIS project done & move back to Philly? Best of luck in Queens Village - I'll be waiting for YOU to invite me! ...like every single tree, reach for the sky. Signed, your climbing tree. XOXO Comments »»

Daron, I won't even waste time hurting you by exacting how pathetic and sad your hateful little life is. Instead- A WARNING TO OTHERS: Daron is a dirty dicking drunken whore. He lies and cheats with compulsion. If the "chubby real estate" girl that he is fucking in the ass nightly is reading this, you have already been cheated on. Comments »»

Hi Baby! Let me say that sex on the 4th floor is the bomb! We fucked like there was no tomorrow. I like the way you suck my dick and make my body scream. You didn't think office chairs could be used in so many positions. I could still hear you screaming, " I'm cumin, I'm cumin" Baby I will never let you go. I finally can say you have convinced me that you can actually fuck pretty good on the 4th floor. I can't wait to see you next week at the party. I will bring your fantasy to reality by having your threesome that night. You will always get what you want from me baby. Comments »»

Everyday I'm with you feels like Valentines Day. I get this inmate-esque crazy smile when I think about you & how sweet you are. Sounds crazy, yes, but would you expect anything less of me? Thank you for being you, Sean! Love, baby Comments »»

Wow! That was quick! You took my advice and looked half decent the other night. all of a sudden, instead of the sweats and frumpy shit you always wear, you are dressed to the tee with your dress on and your makeup all done up. Took you how long to start taking care of yourself? You're a grown woman! Now that you know how to dress yourself, it's time to go out and find yourself a man. He was never yours to begin with so no reason for all your bitterness towards me either and trying to get the lowdown on me from a girl who talked so much shit on you. She's spiteful so be careful! A single man can do whatever and whomever he wants to. We are all adults so no need for assigned seating. First come first serve and if you snooze you lose. You alreay know, you just won't go straight to the horses mouth. Im sick of walking around on eggshells bc of you. Comments »»

Still missing you, and some days, like today, I'm just achingly sad. You filled a void. Seeing you sporadically is torture; nothing I can count on. Last time I saw you, I couldn't help but think about everything we lost. I want you somewhere in my life. I want my amazing, lovely friend. EMU Comments »»

To the sweet sexy nurse with the drunk pig faced whiner boyfriend: You are welcome anytime. He is not..welcome..anywhere. Lose the slob and I'll show you my medulla oblongata. Comments »»

I hate seeing your ugly little face at bars and clubs. You always have tons of lip-gloss on, and your pictures online are a disgrace. You truly are a joke, and you're so embarassing. You're too immature and ridiculous to realize that everyone is laughing at you, and you're technically no one's friend in Philly. You think by surrounding yourself with those big-breasted rejects that you'll be cool by association, but think again! You think you're everyone's friend and some sort of celebrity in your mind, but your delusions of grandeur make you simply....the biggest joke of philadelphia. Disappear!!!!! Love, Everyone you think likes you Comments »»

Just wanted to say hello and apologize for how I treated you, but you can get in touch if you want at papaartist@gmail.com. From The Mostest. Comments »»

Hey Ayana, why don't you leave him alone. No more phone calls, emails or texts. If this continues I will find you and we will have words face to face. Leave him alone bitch and get over yourself! Comments »»

E where are you. Your ghost lived in me the whole time I was in Ethiopia but now that I am back the physical you eludes me. I need to look into your eyes, into that space where we connect than I will see the answers. Can't you here me calling- find me. I love you- mj Comments »»

You always have to be liked by everyone and that makes you weak. They walk all over you and your compromising boyfriend. Grow a fucking backbone and stop sucking so much fucking cock you useless slut boy. Next time remember to spit on it before jerking it you sorry little inexperienced cunt! Comments »»

Hey this goes out to the guy that likes me and he is married!! Ok, get a clue you are fuckin old and I am not!! Do you think that you and I really can get together and get it started without any money going in my hand!! If you were a real baller you would give me money in my hand and say to me..go ahead and go shopping and get what you want! Don't you think that is what younger girls want...nothing else but money.....and you can keep your old dick to yourself...I don't want that either...maybe you can eat the pussy...maybe depending on how I feel..but just don't scream out your wife's name while your dumb ass is pleasing me!! Truthfully STOP coming at me wanting me to go out with you cause it is not going to happen..if it does it will be on my terms. Sign soon to be counting your money in my hands! Comments »»

Help me to understand where we are with respect to you and me. Share with me your vision for moving forward regarding relationship-related matters. Would you say, yes, we are fast-tracked? Or no, not at this time but I will get back to you at a later time? I can accept, and in some ways would perhaps prefer, a maybe. I cannot tolerate, however, indirection, obfuscation or the silent treatment. Please clarify at your earliest convenience. Comments »»

Friday, August 22nd is your birthday and I am happy that I took off so that hopefully I can spend some quality time with you! I just wanted to give you a big shout out and say HAPPY BIRTHDAY..I hope you get everything that you wanted plus more! And since your favorite color is RED I have a special surprise for you in A.C! Again enjoy your birthday! Sign your new fan of RED! Comments »»

Why are you so damn adorable? i first saw you at a our friend's place and locked eyes with you then to actually know you're interested too! holyfucking shit! you're too fucking cute for my own good. hope we can be more than friends and watch crazy movies together. p. beej Comments »»

I'll miss sitting on your roof and the way you only smoke half a cigarette and save it for later. I'll miss listening to sad French love songs and the morning cups of coffee you make us. I'll miss shitty hidden stripbars with doorbells and I'll miss your tattoos. But I won't miss the way you let me sit outside for hours waiting for something that obviously meant nothing to you in the end. You watched me cry and you laughed. My friends were right all along... Have fun fucking what I thought was my best friend. I guess you two deserve each other. Shady fuck faces. I'm sure she's punk rock enough for you. You have been the best and the worst part of this crazy city so far regardless though. Sigh. Comments »»

OMG! tell your whore to get a life. I still love you ..yea like a friend! I never told you when we were together I cheated on you! and it was damn good every time. Im sorry you just didnt do it for me i tried but couldnt fake it anymore. tell that bitch to stop emailing me and go be happy with your ugly ass girl. Comments »»

Andrea, You stupid bitch! I do not want your man! If I wanted him I would have him, ugly ass baby or not! I am a thousand miles away. Get a life and a new hobby. Be grateful that his dumb ass is with you and leave me the fuck alone! Comments »»

Crazy ass Berto, I can't explain it but at times I really hate you, and when im away from you I feel like im going crazy! My days have been lonely as hell without you. I know im a lot to handle at times, well all the time. But I wanna know if I can be the one to make you cheesy eggs every morning? I want to start over, because for some insane reason unknown to me and probably all of mankind, I love you! Love your psycho babbling stalker, me! Comments »»

You and Alan, me and Alan. So far, that's really only a wedge, not a triangle. Let's you and I make it a real triangle - with three sides. Isosceles. Comments »»

Im glad that I have you in my life even though you disappeared biotch!!!!! it's okay, I forgive you and thanks for helping me out when i needed it! Jungers Comments »»

I think that you are the cutiest...like a medium sized brown puppy....when you brought me lunch I was so overwhelmed and I was feeling all sensitive and such that you did that for me...without even asking me you already knew what I liked and what I needed exactly when I needed it. The salad that you prepared when I was at your job and the one that you brought to my job was the nicest thing that anyone has ever done for me..you said one day thank you for being in your life and I say no thank you for being in my life...Kiss, Kiss Comments »»

Hey for all the dumbshit that you were doing and extra shit that you were pulling on the side acting funny ignoring me and such when I asked you a question and now they demoted your stupid ass..I am glad that you are not my lead anymore because I wouldn't trust you to lead me out of a paper bag. I just see all the funny styling that you do and I am glad you finally got what you deserve. Comments »»

I finally believe in karma because after all the hearts i've been told i've broken, I now have had the same courtesy bestowed upon me. I loved you so much that it hurt. I would have done anything for you, I even would have married you. I don't care who thinks we weren't good match; those dumb bastards were just jealous! Fuck em all. And fuck you too for telling me to go fuck myself. You don't know what you gave up and that makes you not worthy of it. And as easy as that is to say, i just want you to come back to me....i love you, now and always. But if I see you, darling, i'm sorry but i'll have to walk in the other direction. Comments »»

Next time you hit a female bike messenger with a bottle don't be surprised when that courier calls for backup via radio. When we all show up to kick your ass don't be such a pussy and go running into family court for protection. Comments »»

I am sorry that I missed your call!! I don't want to make a habit at calling your job and asking for you that is just not my style..I wish you would have called again because I really wanted to see you to show you my toes! I hope everything is going alright with your family...again my condolences to your family. I will talk with you later. Comments »»

My neighbors are so fuckin dumb...ok if you were fuckin your girlfriend or boyfriend and you know that you are going to be loud wouldn't you like put the fuckin radio on or something..I am so tired of hearing these dumb asses in the bed and she sounds so dumb moaning all loud and it doesn't even sound real. Ok I got it get a clue and understand what the fuck is going on around you and have some common courtesy and make a distraction so that I can't here your dumb asses. Sign your neighbor what has had enough. Comments »»