HEAVY HAND AT THE KHYBER

THURSDAY AUGUST 14TH www.myspace.com/1heavyhand (link)

HO HO HO

Dear Samantha from Lehigh Valley. Thanks for the Email Ð Your Mamma is dead wrong She must be high on something Ð The answer is No Ð The owner of the Swiss Cheese Factory is not Jewish and there is a logical reason behind the Holes. © Akbar Artist (link)

WE NEED BOWLERS

You can either join an existing team OR start a team and enter into our group! go to... oldsneakers.net or email (link)

Mortgage Lates?ÊIn Foreclosure?

We can help!Ê Free consultation. Loan Modification Department (215)-638-8970 (link)

**WE BUY CARS**

Any car, Anytime We Pay YOU or Your Bank. We Come to You, or Come to Us. You Decide. Damaged Ok, but No Junk. 610-662-5555 (link)

AESOP ROCK

Live at the Trocadero Tues Aug 19th * 1003 Arch st www.thetroc.com * 215-922-LIVE (link)

UGLY STUMP CROWDING YOUR BACKYARD?

Professional Stump Removal Service Shrubs, Landscaping, Trimming, Tress 610-909-8014 (link)

RATED BEST CHICKEN CUTLET IN AMERICA

Shanks and Evelyns Still in Business after 48 Years 932 S. 10th St. * 215-629-1093 (link)

I BUY RECORDS, CD'S, DVD'S

TOP PRICES PAID. No collection too small or large! We buy everything! Call Jon at 215-805-8001 or e-mail dingo15@hotmail.com (link)

LICENSE SUSPENDED?

Traffic Tickets? Call 215.925.7440 Also All Immigration Problems (link)

HELP WANTED!

Volunteers, Security, Merch Sales; Sat 6 + Sun 7 of Sept! Be part of the KOOLEST EVENT all summer! Contact: 215 962 0636, HRHDMAIL@AOL, HOTRODHOEDOWN.COM (link)

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#1 AFFORDABLE ATTORNEY

DUI, Immigration, Accidents,Criminal & License Suspensions (link)

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STUDY GUITAR W/ THE BEST

All Styles All Levels. Former Berklee faculty member. Masters Degree with 23 yrs. teaching experience. (link)

Accounting Now

Has immediate openings with their local clients for accounting and finance positions. For placement contact Accounting Now's Philly office at 215-599-9711. Fax: 215--599-9699. Email: philly@accountingnow.com Web: www.accountingnow.com (link)

CUSTOM T-SHIRTS

And other apparel / 2 dozen min. (link)

Anyone Want Some Funny?

Take a ComedySportz Improv Class! Sign up NOW! Be funnier SOON! www.comedysportzphilly.com (link)

WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE

Paying $200 and Up for Junk Cars and Trucks, or any Unwanted Vehicles Title Not Necessary with Proper ID Call Anytime * 215.917.5790 (link)

HO HO HO

While Obama is Hustling Hard Ð with help from GE to present Gas Ranges to his Voters from the Ghetto to produce better Quality Crack Ð Hillary is financing and leading a big production with help from William Shatner to build a Gigantic Giant Tampon to shove it up Flood - She is very Optimistic Akbar Artist (link)

NEW RECORDING COMPLEX NE PHILLY

Record A Hit With Experienced Producers Proven Track Record With TOP ARTISTS!! 7803 Oxford Ave * 267 496 9839 (link)

CHECKS CASHED @ BLAZE'S

Notary -Money Orders Currency Exchange (Even Coins) Loans on Lawsuits -Western Union Pay Bills -Lottery -Cigarettes Cash Advance on Credit Cards We Buy Valuables -Phone Cards And More!!! 115 1/2 South Street * (215)-923-4350 (link)

Email us or call 215.854.6351 Consumer & Student Loan Law Robert J. Baker, Esquire (link)

**WE BUY CARS**

Any car, Anytime We Pay YOU or Your Bank. We Come to You, or Come to Us. You Decide. Damaged Ok, but No Junk. 610-662-5555 (link)

TRICKY

Live at the Trocadero Fri Sept 5th * 1003 Arch st www.thetroc.com * 215-922-LIVE (link)

RATED BEST CHICKEN CUTLET IN AMERICA

Shanks and Evelyns Still in Business after 48 Years 932 S. 10th St. * 215-629-1093 (link)

DJ Steve Bloodbath

UGLY STUMP CROWDING YOUR BACKYARD?

Professional Stump Removal Service Shrubs, Landscaping, Trimming, Tress 610-909-8014 (link)