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November 13th 2008
Meet South Philly's StoyaYou never know what's going to happen. Especially with her.
by Matt StroudIf you've not already heard Stoya's name or seen her face in any number of magazines or on pornographic blogs, Adult Video News releases and
Web sites — you might not know that she is, at the moment, an It girl
of the mainstream sex industry.
Stoya: The Footnotes
Editor's Letter:
Fear Itself by Brian HowardThere's just not nearly enough at stake now that the big win is in the bag.
Slant:
Barack the Machine-Slayer by David FarisThe man they call No Drama Obama just dusted two of the most formidable
machines in modern political history.

Loose Canon:
Encounter with a Porn QueenI feared the vibe of her afterimage on our bed.
by Bruce SchimmelHmmm ... would I mind if a lithe woman with raven hair and
alabaster skin came to my house, took off her clothes and played in my
bed? Ahhh ... let me check my schedule.
Feedback:
Letters to the EditorWhat You Say
"Because in my heart of hearts, I always knew treating another human being with disgrace and disrespect is very, very wrong."
Still Life YetThe nine lives of painter Felix Giordano.
by Mike NewallBefore he started painting again, Felix was moody and quiet. He would
stare into his scotch and say things like, "I'm not living. I'm
coping."
IcepackAmorosi on the news, nightlife, gossip and bitchiness beats.
by A.D. AmorosiGone libraries are as serious as a heart attack, Nutter!
Running NumbersA scholarly look at the digits that matter.
by Nick NorlenI bet Nutter solves a mean Rubik's.
You Gonna Use That?A neighborhood debates how best to develop abandoned property.
by Andrew ThompsonInstead of allowing someone to develop the land, NSCA has held on to much of it. Sometimes
it uses the land to provide community services such as child care
centers and low-income housing. And sometimes, caught in the slow process of trying to
do development on its own, it allows parcels ripe for renovation to
languish.
The Bell CurveCity Paper's Quality-o-Life-o-Meter
When news breaks in Philadelphia, we make jokes.
A Library LegendThe Fishtown Branch was saved once before.
by Isaiah ThompsonLiving in the same neighborhood for more than 80 years lends a bit of
perspective. And this, Frank explained, wasn't the first time the library
had been in trouble.

Sports:
The CholliesThe Phillies raised the bar. Can the Sixers reach it?
by E. James BealeEverything that comes after a Big Win lives in its formidable wake.
With that in mind, we're honoring the current champs by comparing their
apples to the oranges of the 76ers.

Political Notebook:
Starry Night by Mary PatelDoes celebrity support mean anything in an election?

Art:
Why So Serious?Improv is much more than grown-up nerds cracking jokes it's an art form.
by Christen Gruebel"An improviser's credo is: You can work with any suggestion."
Re-View:
Good NeighborsRobin Rice on Visual Art
by Robin RiceMiyamori got help from the construction company in removing the roots after
they were severed from the trunk. Then, like an archaeologist, she
gently cleaned, removing and categorizing objects and countless
fragments of glass and brick, artifacts of the tree's long history.
Theater Review:
What Is It Good For?The War Party
by Mark CoftaSusan Wilder plays Republican Sen. Laura
Smith, prowling her empty war room after a crushing defeat, swilling
champagne and lobbing hors d'oeuvres at sycophantic volunteer Jessie.
Dance:
Step LivelyLa La La Human Steps
by Janet AndersonThe Montreal-based troupe landed at the Kimmel, performing Amjad, an unusual ballet that deconstructs Tchaikovsky classics Swan Lake and Sleeping Beauty. Amjad,
an Arabic word that can mean male or female, pretty much sums up their
concept: During the 95-minute, intermission-less show, men partnered
with men and danced on pointe, relentlessly bending gender clichés.
Opera:
Head of the ClassAnna Bolena
by Peter BurwasserAngela Meade is not a rising star. She is there. Her impersonation of the doomed title character of Gaetano Donizetti's vibrantly violent Anna Bolena
stood out in a superb cast of AVA students.
Arts Picks:
The Mystery Plays by Mark CoftaHorror film auteur Joe finds
his real life becoming like one of his movies after surviving a train
wreck and suffering the hauntings of a ghost of a not-so-fortunate
passenger.
OED 80th AnniversaryTue., Nov. 18, 7:30 p.m., free, Free Library, Central Branch, 1901 Vine St., 215-567-4341,
freelibrary.org.
by A.D. AmorosiSheidlower became the OED's North American editor at large, with a
focus on slang and new usages. To join him on stage at the Free
Library's celebration, he's invited OED outsiders Barbara Wallraff and
Ammon Shea.
Last ChanceCatch it or Regret It
by Molly EichelPretty Pretty | The Collection | Inside the Downtown Arts
Arts Agenda Picks:
Just Do ItPhilly DJ Day Exhibition
by Deesha Dyer"Philly DJs don't get the attention they deserve. Philly is known for
their DJs. Some of the best in the country come out of here, so why not
take a picture of them, right?"
Just Do It48 Hour Dance Project
by Rachel WhitkinFour choreographers will assign each other a
list of directives that they need to incorporate into a dance of
their own creation. The
catch: They'll receive their instructions only two days before they are
to produce and perform the routine.
GalleriesMuseums/ExhibitsPerforming ArtsReadings/Book Signings
Au NaturalKristin Scott Thomas fits perfectly into I've Loved You So Long and Lance Hammer coaxes lived-in performances out of non-actors in Ballast.
by Sam AdamsKristin Scott Thomas seems to be made of
glass: fragile but sharp-edged, transparent but impermeable. Her skin,
untouched by makeup, resembles those oceanic creatures that dwell in
waters beyond the sun's reach, so used to living under pressure that
when it is removed they can explode.
Burns BrightPhilly artist/animator Charles Burns
by Shaun Brady"I don't think I'm going to do any more teenagers with diseases but you never know."
Repertory FilmYour weekly guide to local film events, festivals and under-the-radar screenings.
Send repertory film listings to molly.eichel@citypaper.net.
Simmer DownTroubadour Kenn Kweder is gonna get it out of his system on Saturday.
by A.D. AmorosiGet this straight.
Kweder's not stopping his solo shows. With a buggy storyteller's
dedication to detail and a sense of lyrical ire and wonder comparable
to Dylan and Reed, he's long been Philadelphia's Troubadour with a
capital "T."
Suite Spot:
Young BloodPeter Burwasser on Classical
by Peter BurwasserThe LA Philharmonic stunned the classical music world last year when it named then 26-year-old Gustavo Dudamel as its new music director. As things are shaping up, this may not have been that bold a move after all.
One Track Mind:
Gregory and the Hawk"The Oats We Sow"
by Patrick Rapa"It's bad to do what's easy, just 'cause it's easy." That's the idea Meredith Godreau keeps coming back to in "The Oats We Sow." It's It's a blunt truth spoken gently, an Aesopian life lesson tucked into a graceful little pop song.
SoundadviceGet Out!
Neil Halstead | Amy Ray | Andrew Lipke | Calexico | Nmperign | Levee Drivers
Music Picks:
Nate Wooley/Peter EvansThu., Nov. 13, 8 p.m., $8-10, Physick House Museum, 321 S. Fourth St.,
bowerbird.org.
by Shaun BradyYou could refer to Nate Wooley and Peter Evans as trumpet extremists.
No matter how they wield their horns, both tend toward the
boundary-straining end of the spectrum.
Hans-Joachim RoedeliusSat., Nov. 15, 8 p.m., $10-$20, The Gatherings Concert Series at St. Mary's Church, Hamilton Village, 3916 Locust Walk, 800-965-4827,
thegatherings.org.
by A.D. AmorosiPhilly's Brian Eno-y eggheads are having a banner November. Last week
it was David Byrne's show of Eno collaborations. This week it's
Hans-Joachim Roedelius, one of the ambient godhead's initial
inspirations and earliest Krautrock-ing collaborators.
Robyn HitchcockWed., Nov. 19, 7:30 p.m., $26-$40, World Café Live, 3025 Walnut St., 215-222-1400,
worldcafelive.com.
by M.J. FineRobyn Hitchcock was in top form, with ace solo renderings of songs from
throughout his career and dryly delivered musings about David Bowie and
time travel.
Flexible MusicSun., Nov. 16, 3 p.m., $12-$20, Settlement Music School, 416 Queen St., 800-595-4849,
chambermusicnow.org.
by Peter BurwasserComposer David Laganella loves Mozart, but he is also an aficionado of
the electric guitar and has written a treatise for contemporary
composers who wish to incorporate that rebel sound into their music.
Dropping ScienceMavericky chef Jonathan McDonald slows his roll at the simple, splendid Pub & Kitchen.
by Trey PoppThere's a lot more to celebrate than to lament about this upscale
reincarnation. It can be annoying when a neighborhood taproom moves
upmarket, but Pub & Kitchen is a model for how to do it right.
Feeding FrenzyRestaurants opening, closing and pending
by Drew LazorDi Vino Wine Bar | Naked Chocolate Café | Caffeination | "Recession Proof" specials at Apothecary Bar + Lounge
Q-riousQ-Ba
by David SnyderRight now, most of the dishes on the current menu are more Mexican than Cuban — and many are in need of fine-tuning.
What's Cooking:
The Week In EatsGet Out!
by Nikki VolpicelliRoxy Brew Fest | Phiz Fest | Fork Brunch with Kim Sunée | Entertain for Less | The Wines of Germany and Austria

Agenda Lead:
New AgeMechanical reproduction gets a makeover.
by Holly Otterbein"There are no Mona Lisas anymore," says creative director Ben
Woodward. "And that's a good thing. I can't afford to keep a giant tank
of formaldehyde in my apartment to keep restoring old art."
Shopping SpreeFashion > Forward
by Monica WeymouthGiant Dwarf Make & Take Trunk Show | Delicious Boutique Anniversary Benefit | Castle in the Air | VIX Emporium AnniVIXary
Agenda Picks:
Just Do ItEmpty Bowl Luncheon
by Jessica GeoghanThe $10 ticket gets you a handmade artisan bowl (that's yours to keep!)
and gourmet soups, breads and desserts to fill it up with.
In The Event That...You're Way More Stressed Out Than Your Wicker Basket Suggests
by Campbell StatesBicycling in the city is fun, healthy and eco-friendly, but it can get a little hairy. Ruchama Bilenky is here to help.
On The DLThe Rite of Passage Project
by Dianca PottsThe Rite of Passage project will collage Philadelphia rituals into a
smorgasbord of creative expression, culminating in a series of
performances planned for January.
Just Do It2008: A Burlesque Odyssey
by Amy StraussThe slightly raunchy and definitely satirical show, which hasn't been
performed before, will feature a stripping Princess Leia, seductive
Martians and "sexy space cats." Meow?